Weekend Recap: Blame it on the cold and sniffles

Milli Vanilli sang (errr...sang, lip sync, faked it...whatever) "Blame It On The Rain", but I'm changing that song.  I'm blaming it on my cold and sniffles.  Why didn't all of the laundry didn't get done this weekend?  Blame it on my cold.  Why didn't I workout this weekend?  Blame it on my cold.  Why did ...